{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-footy-shorts-with-pockets","title":"Hold My Beer Footy Shorts (With Pockets)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e🍻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e For the bloke who hears “you won’t” and takes it as a personal challenge. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThese high-quality footy shorts feature a \"Hold My Beer\" print with a fully send-it red ute, making it clear that caution is optional, but commitment is mandatory. Perfect for the legends who reckon fences are just \"soft suggestions,\" burnout marks add character to the driveway, and the best stories start with ‘Watch this!’\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e👆🏼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e Pockets for essentials \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e– Holds your phone, beer money, and an emergency sausage roll\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e👆🏼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e Made to last \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e– Quality stitching and tough AF fabric to outlast even the best\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e👆🏼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e Perfect for any occasion \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e– Ute musters, footy, or sending it at the local\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e👆🏼\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e FREE STICKER INCLUDED \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e– Slap it on your esky, tool chest, or use it to cover up the latest dent on your ute\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e⚡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eSnag a pair before they’re gone faster than your common sense after three pints!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: 15.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Apple Color Emoji';\"\u003e🛒\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 10.0pt; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e Add to cart now!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mySite","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":44692266582102,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-S","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":44692266614870,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-M","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":44692266647638,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-L","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":44692266680406,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":44692266713174,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-2XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44692266745942,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":44692266778710,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-4XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":44692266811478,"sku":"AFS-HOLDBEER-5XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0722\/5366\/9462\/files\/9D6C9219-923D-43FC-BDD4-9F6DE9057995.jpg?v=1778665868","url":"https:\/\/clocy.shop\/products\/hold-my-beer-footy-shorts-with-pockets","provider":"Clocy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}